Epmd The Steve Martin

[Parrish Smith]

Sick em champ...



Well I have a new dance, that you all must learn

You may have seen the Pee-Wee Herman but its had its turn

Now this brand new dance, I know you not with it

You might break your neck, to really try to get it

If you seen the clumsy movie it was called The Jerk

You had to check out Steve Martin as he started to work

He was doin freaky moves with his feet and head

With his blue farmer suit and his big Pro-Keds

Now if you wanna learn it, it really takes time

Thats why Im here now tellin you this rhyme

And if you never seen it, then Ill be startin

My brand new funky dance, called the Steve Martin

Like this... get em Steve, get em

Get em Steve, get em Steve, get em

Get em...



Like this...



[Erick Sermon]

Well the dance is def, and its gonna last

I dont really think any other dance will pass

All the dancers out there tryin to freak on the floor

When they see me do the Martin they try to ignore

When they see my dance, they came to a surprise

I caught the suckers ducks speakin eye to eye

While they bitin my stuff, like I wasnt there

But they didnt have the right so, I didnt care

Sway your arms around your back, then across your chest

Do the crazy leg sweep from right to left

Its the Steve...



[Parrish Smith]

Like this...

Get em Steve, get em Steve, get em...

Get em Steve, get em Steve, get em...

Get em...



Well its back to the man on the mic you see

Because Im stuck to my dance like a dog on a flea

Now I know my dance is the funky dance comin

Pee-Wee Herman (BizMarkie) was pumpin (but mines is jumpin)

Its the Steve...



Like this, sick em champ

(Steve Martins in full effect!)

Sick em champ

(Yo Steves a weasel! Show em how your Steve Martin go)

Get em Steve, get em Steve, get em (repeat 4X)

(Ahh yeah, Steve Martin in full effect)

EPMD, strikin once again, funky fresh in the flesh

(True, yo, PMD! Oww, yeah...)

I be the P double E-M-D in the place

(Yeah check this out P, I think this is the last record of the album...

Awww we made it!)

Yo yo what time is it?



[Erick Sermon]

Nineteen eighty-eight is so great, and eighty-nine even better

And dont forget, to take off that hot sweater...

Yeah check this out yall!

We got this funky track, ahh, yo yo yo

Check this out homeboys

Because we dope, the dope-di-dope-di-dope-di-dope

The dope-di-dope-nope-we-aint-no-joke

No-joke-no-joke, so PMD!! Yo!!

We aint no joke, no-joke-no-joke-no-joke-the-dope

(On the Columbo tip!)

Im the real deal homeboy, for real

(On the strength!)

Because we in there, yes we in there

And were outta here, like last year

(We lost the bandwagon, because Im housin...)

We goin straight for the kill because youre loungin

(Im Strictly Business!)
[ The Steve Martin Lyrics ]